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    What did one ghost say to the other?

    "Do you believe in people?"
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    Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
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    Why can't skeletons play music in church?
    Because they have no organs...
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    Why can't you tell twin witches apart?
    You can't tell which which is which
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    What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
    A Poultrygeist.
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    What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
    Pumpkin pi
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    What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
    I'll have two beers and a mop...
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    What did the mummy say to the detective?
    Let's wrap this case up.
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    Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
    Because she flunked spelling.
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