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    What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

    Law suits.
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    Why did the traffic light turn red?

    You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.
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    Q: What did the dirt say when it started to rain?

    A: If this keeps up, my name will be mud!
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    What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

    A baboom.
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    Q: Why did the dog cross the road?

    A: To get to the “barking” lot!
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