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    Why must you never fart in an Apple store?


    They don't have windows.
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    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a gold fish?

    Swimming trunks.
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    Q: Why was the young witch kicked out of the witchcraft academy?

    A: She flunked spelling.
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    Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get to the other slide.
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    Did you know that the swordfish has only one natural predator?

    It’s the penfish. Because everyone knows that the pen is mightier than the sword!
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    Why did the tomato blush?

    It saw the salad dressing.
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    What happens when the magician gets angry?

    He pulls his hare out.
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    What do a tree nursery and a fortune teller have in common?

    They both specialize in palms.
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    Can people without faith collect insurance on damage from acts of God?
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