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  1. #1 Alligator Cacciatora Banquet 
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    A friend is bringing me 5 lb of fresh gator meat for sunday so I was looking for recipes. I found a couple to use , but get a load of this recipe I found! According to the source, this is a real recipe! Whew, 3 large gators!:eek:


    Ingredients :

    3 x Adult Alligators
    15 lb Zucchini sliced
    3 can Black pitted olives sliced
    1 cup Black pepper
    4 cup Oregano
    1 pkt Bay leaves (small box)
    4 cup Vegetable oil
    50 lb Canned whole tomatoes
    10 lb Sliced onions
    1 cup Salt
    1/2 cup Crushed red pepper
    4 cup Diced fresh parsley
    20 lb Assorted green & Red
    1 whl bulb of garlic


    Method :
    Peppers Alligators... Discard head, feet and tail. Wash and cut into individual portions. (so how much do 3 adult alligators weigh anyway?)
    Borrow, beg or steal huge cooking pot. Use medium heat for oil and garlic.
    Add alligator portions, turning often. Add tomatoes, bring to boil, simmer, add salt, pepper, red pepper, oregano, bay leaves, and parsley. Cover and simmer for 2 1/2 hours. Last 30 minutes add onions, peppers, zucchini. Last 5 min. add sliced olives. Serve with salad topped with favorite Italian dressing and crisp bread. "New Orleans Cooks The Italian Way" Locovozzi &
    Mollicone (note: this is a real recipe and there is a whole Italian area of New Orleans which as you can see is spicy like cajun, but truely Italian. I have though of ways to make this with some other meat, because we just don't have alligators in Milwaukee! Maybe buffalo?)

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    Haha, eeven bigger!:D

    Elephant Stew
    1 medium sized elephant
    1 ton salt
    1 ton pepper
    200 bushells carrots
    500 bushells potatoes
    3000 sprigs parsley
    1500 gallons brown gravy


    Cut elephant into bite sized pieces(this will take 2 about months). Cut vegetables into cubes (another 2 months). Place meat in pan and cover with the brown gravy. Simmer for 4 weeks. Shovel in the salt and pepper to taste.

    When the meat is tender, add the vegetables. Simmer for another 4 weeks.

    Garnish with parsley.

    This will serve 3800 people, but if more are expected, add 2 small rabbits. Make sure you use rabbit and not hares as most folk dislike getting a hair in their dinner.

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    I only want to feed about 500 people, but i want some variety on the menu.

    I was thinking of doing the Alligator dish and doubling it, but also don't need that much elephant stew.

    Can the elephant stew recipe be halved?

    Helpful Hint: I like to use the tusks to make an attractive arrangement for the center of the table. The tusks on some African Elephants are devilishly difficult to remove, so instead of an African Elephant, use an Alabama Elephant, because in Alabama the....Tuscaloosa.....:o
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    Don't stop now dude. Try and find a recipe for "Blue Whale Tacos".
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Don't stop now dude. Try and find a recipe for "Blue Whale Tacos".
    Eskimos make Blue Whale Tacos out of whale meat and blubber.....you'd blubber too if you had to make tacos out of whale meat.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Don't stop now dude. Try and find a recipe for "Blue Whale Tacos".
    Not quite tacos, but...

    Blue Whalerating

    serve in
    Collins Glass

    1 part vodka
    1 part Blue Curacao liqueur
    1 part orange juice
    1 part pineapple juice
    1 part sweet and sour mix

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    500 people? Why don't you tell 250 of them to bring enough for two?

    Also, Hemingway wrote a short essay for a men's magazine once, it was a recipe for fillet of Lion. "First, get a Lion...."

    And you can't substitute Bison for Alligator. Unless you fed the Bison to the Alligator first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Eskimos make Blue Whale Tacos out of whale meat and blubber.....you'd blubber too if you had to make tacos out of whale meat.....


    Figured someone had to give you the rim shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BSR View Post


    Figured someone had to give you the rim shot.
    Thank you, I'll be here all week. And don't forget to tip your bartender and wait staff...:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aaron Burr View Post
    500 people? Why don't you tell 250 of them to bring enough for two?

    Also, Hemingway wrote a short essay for a men's magazine once, it was a recipe for fillet of Lion. "First, get a Lion...."And you can't substitute Bison for Alligator. Unless you fed the Bison to the Alligator first.
    Nice. :D
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