A legal question...
Is this statuetory rape or just a moosedemeanor???
No, your honour, I did NOT have sexual relations with that bison!
And the downside is......
It might of melted his bikini line....
For once, I miss Nadin and her police scanner.
That is priceless!
Happened around 11 pm.
Southcrest is a bad neighborhood, about 5 miles from the border on I-5. Most households there (about 85%) speak Spanish as a native language