A legal question...
Is this statuetory rape or just a moosedemeanor???
No, your honour, I did NOT have sexual relations with that bison!
If there ever was a case of DNA gone wrong it was in that land beaat.
Oh ffs, haven’t we all suffered enough? Christ he should be on meds not a magazine cover.
Now you're just trolling me.
Who knew that Bernie would be such a dark horse!
THAT is hysterical!