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  1. #1 Dear Employees..... 
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    Sep 2008
    Now circling the internets:

    Dear Employees,

    As the Owner of this Company, I have resigned myself to the fact that
    Barrack Obama will be our next President, and that our taxes and
    government fees will increase in a BIG way.

    To compensate for these increases, I figure that our Customers will
    have to see an increase in our prices to them of about 20%. However,
    we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our
    economy, not to mention, risking losing them as customers.

    We will have to lay off about 50 of our employees instead so that we
    can continue to serve our Customers without raising our prices.

    This has really been eating at me for a while, as I believe we are
    family here and I didn’t know how to choose the employees that I will
    lay off. So, this is what I did. I walked thru our parking lot and
    found Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided
    these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more
    fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change,
    so…….. I gave it to them.

    If you have a better idea, let me know.
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    Senior Member enslaved1's Avatar
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    May 2008
    Dallas TX
    Makes perfect sense to me. :D
    Romans 6:18 You have been set free from sin and have become slaves to righteousness.

    Differences between Obama and God: God's plan to save us is actually written down for people to read. Rush Limbaugh.

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    Senior Member ConJinx's Avatar
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    Jun 2008
    Central Florida
    Brilliant. Ad to the rolls of truly enslaved masses that won't get it, but will blame everyone but themselves
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