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    Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door, and I can save somebodyís life. What am I?
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    The letter N.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    What do you get when you cross a chicken with a kangaroo?
    Other than a huge vet bill for attendance to your poor chicken ...

    And still more money to hire a lawyer to *sue* the owner of the frisky kangaroo?

    Ever heard of the song?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8KJJh86YU


    Ha! Ha!

    And outta here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABC View Post
    Other than a huge vet bill for attendance to your poor chicken ...

    And still more money to hire a lawyer to *sue* the owner of the frisky kangaroo?

    Ever heard of the song?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8KJJh86YU


    Ha! Ha!

    And outta here!
    Nobody said the chicken wasn't a rooster.......
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    A big black dog stood in the middle of a black road. There were no street lights above the road. An old car with broken headlights drove towards the dog but turned in time before he hit it. How did the driver see the dog in time?
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    It was daytime.
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    The man who made it didnít want it. The man who bought it didnít need it. The man who used it never knew it. What is it?
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    A coffin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Nobody said the chicken wasn't a rooster.......
    Oh Mercy ...

    Must indeed have been a randy one!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ABC View Post
    Oh Mercy ...

    Must indeed have been a randy one!!!
    Aren't they all?
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