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    Onion.
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    OK, Retread:

    Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by old dog View Post
    OK, Retread:

    Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
    The same reason a plane lands on a runway and we run on a skyway.
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    Halo of water, tongue of wood, walls of stone, long I stood.
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    When does 11+3=2?
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    What can you hold in your right hand but not in your left?
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    Your left hand.
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