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    Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    I took a self-help course online.

    I flunked.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    I took a self-help course online.

    I flunked.
    A great Carlin line... Paraphrasing

    If you need self help, why do you need somebody else? That's called help!
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    I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    I went to my doctor the other day. My symptoms were that every time I close my eyes I saw ducks, rabbits, cats, deers, elephants, dogs and pretty birds.

    The doctor told me not to worry — it’s just Disney spells.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A lot of money is tainted.

    Taint yours and taint mine.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    I used to wake myself up with my own snoring.

    Not anymore! Now I sleep in another room.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    Just glad I was not drinking a cuppa coffee when I read this one!!
    This one sounded "classic Yogi Berra"!!
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