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    Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    I took a self-help course online.

    I flunked.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    I took a self-help course online.

    I flunked.
    A great Carlin line... Paraphrasing

    If you need self help, why do you need somebody else? That's called help!
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    Im great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    I went to my doctor the other day. My symptoms were that every time I close my eyes I saw ducks, rabbits, cats, deers, elephants, dogs and pretty birds.

    The doctor told me not to worry its just Disney spells.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A lot of money is tainted.

    Taint yours and taint mine.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    I used to wake myself up with my own snoring.

    Not anymore! Now I sleep in another room.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Just glad I was not drinking a cuppa coffee when I read this one!!
    This one sounded "classic Yogi Berra"!!
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