Mid- Life Crisis

[gator]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?

You could stop smoking.

[Molon Labe]

You could excercise more, if your not already. I feel like total dog crap since I stopped running and lifting. I had so much energy back then.

[Shannon]

You could stop smoking.

Then I'd have to stop drinking. Everybody seems to recommend drinking.:p

[Cold Warrior]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?

Leave your spouse, move to France, buy a sports car, and become a connoisseur of real (world) football? Trust me, it works! :D

[Teetop]

I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?

Can't find your glasses? They're on top of your head. :p

[Phillygirl]

Then I'd have to stop drinking. Everybody seems to recommend drinking.:p

Go buy a hot red sportscar. It's all the rage for middle age!!

[DarkScribe]

Make sure someone helps you in the tub. You might break a hip at your age..

You remember to take your pill today, old man? :p

[BSR]

Go buy a hot red sportscar. It's all the rage for middle age!!

[BSR]

You remember to take your pill today, old man? :p

Old man? I'm old school sonny, but not that old..

[biccat]

Leave your spouse, move to France, buy a sports car, and become a connoisseur of real (world) football? Trust me, it works! :D

Holy crap! I knew you were a 'metrosexual,' but I think you've taken a turn for the worse.

Real football does not involve a round ball. Soccer is far from a man's sport.