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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?
    You could stop smoking.
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    You could excercise more, if your not already. I feel like total dog crap since I stopped running and lifting. I had so much energy back then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gator View Post
    You could stop smoking.
    Then I'd have to stop drinking. Everybody seems to recommend drinking.:p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?
    Leave your spouse, move to France, buy a sports car, and become a connoisseur of real (world) football? Trust me, it works! :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    I think I am having one. Nevermind my age. I feel 50. What do I do?
    Can't find your glasses? They're on top of your head. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Then I'd have to stop drinking. Everybody seems to recommend drinking.:p
    Go buy a hot red sportscar. It's all the rage for middle age!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas View Post
    Make sure someone helps you in the tub. You might break a hip at your age..
    You remember to take your pill today, old man? :p
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillygirl View Post
    Go buy a hot red sportscar. It's all the rage for middle age!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkScribe View Post
    You remember to take your pill today, old man? :p
    Old man? I'm old school sonny, but not that old..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cold Warrior View Post
    Leave your spouse, move to France, buy a sports car, and become a connoisseur of real (world) football? Trust me, it works! :D
    Holy crap! I knew you were a 'metrosexual,' but I think you've taken a turn for the worse.

    Real football does not involve a round ball. Soccer is far from a man's sport.
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