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    The other day I was asked if I expected an increase in the number of babies that I will be delivering in 2009 and I said “Absolutely, I expect an Obama baby boom.”

    Now this is a topic that I know a lot about. Pregnancies come in cycles. I mean let’s face it, some pregnancies are accidental, some pregnancies are planned. But the trend has always been that life-changing events tend to bring people together. And you know what happens when we bring people together―nine months later, we have a blessed child.


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    The other day I was asked if I expected an increase in the number of babies that I will be delivering in 2009 and I said “Absolutely, I expect an Obama baby boom.”
    Um... The people who were experiencing orgasms due to the Obamessiah weren't sharing them with anyone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jinxmchue View Post
    Um... The people who were experiencing orgasms due to the Obamessiah weren't sharing them with anyone else.
    OMG! Where's that puking Smiley when I need it?:D
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    There is already a little mini-baby boom around me. 4 of my coworkers, and two of my friends at church are pregnant. Plus, two of the women are having twins. That is 8 babies due between March and May of 2009. :)
     

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    This will make resume screening a lot easier in about 20 years.
    A resume from somebody like "Obama Jankeiwicz", "Barack Shapiro" or "Hussien anything" will instantly go in the round file.

    rm -rf obama*
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by jinxmchue View Post
    Um... The people who were experiencing orgasms due to the Obamessiah weren't sharing them with anyone else.
    Too funny! :D

    Like Badcat suggests, it will be interesting to see what the most popular baby names will be!

    I gotta run, having fried chicken and watermellon for lunch.
     

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    Heh, Nine months after a blackout there's always a mini baby boom. Like a blackout, obama's presidency should mean less money/options to do anything for most people, so overall more births from that. Then of course mini baby booms nine months after each stimulus check arrives..
     

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    This can only mean one thing.

    I predict that Cold Warrior will have twins by the end of 2009! :)
     

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    Oh gosh... Because of Obama??? The thought is just...so wrong... O_o

    But I'm thinking along the lines of BadCat...lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RobJohnson View Post
    Too funny! :D

    Like Badcat suggests, it will be interesting to see what the most popular baby names will be!
    Lots of Obamas will be born, I'm sure.

    I gotta run, having fried chicken and watermellon for lunch.
    You bad boy.
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