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    He - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

    She - Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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    He: How do you get to the main highway from here?

    She: Damned if I know.

    He: You do live here don't you?

    She: If I knew how to get to the main highway, I wouldn't.
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    He: I'd like to take you out.

    She: I've been thinking about taking you out but finding a good hitman is hard.
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    Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.
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    My grandpa used to say a woman needs to provide heat in winter and shade in summer.

    But he never said it when grandma was close by.
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    He: That's odd. The last time I wore these socks, I had a hole in the right one. Today I have a hole in the left one.

    She: Maybe you got your feet on backwards.
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    She: At what point in growing older did it come to a point of giving up your vices?

    He: If it meant giving up my vices, what would be the point of growing older?
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