The polls are now open to elect the President of Conservative Underground. If you don't vote, don't bitch about the outcome. Please wait a little while before casting your vote. I have PM'd each person who nominated a candidate to stump for them. Please choose carefully, DO NOT BE AN UNINFORMED VOTER.
I will begin with my candidate: Ash (aka Bruce Campbell).
Ash is everything we need in a President here at CU. You think John McCain had it rough as a POW? Try going from an employee at S Mart to being the only survivor after an attack from an evil spirit. Ash had to go it alone in the woods in a secluded cabin throughout the night. This man is a survivor.
Just when he thought the nightmare was over, he had to do it all over again. Would you have the nerve to chop off your dead girlfriends head? He was then thrown back into time where he had to survine among primitives (with the help of his BOOMstick) before leading them into war with the undead.
Now consider this, what are the two biggest problems on the internet? Primitives (DUmmies) and the undead (Zombies). Who do you trust to protect us from primitives and zombies?
Vote Ash: 11/17/2008