View Poll Results: President of Conservative Underground

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  • Ash (Bruce Campbell)

    5 26.32%
  • Jack Baur (Keifer Sutherland)

    2 10.53%
  • Alice Cooper

    0 0%
  • R. Lee Ermy

    6 31.58%
  • Samuel L. Jackson

    1 5.26%
  • William Shatner

    2 10.53%
  • Christopher Walken

    2 10.53%
  • Write In (Please Specify)

    1 5.26%
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  1. #1 Get out the Vote - President of CU polls now open 
    Senior Member Rebel Yell's Avatar
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    The polls are now open to elect the President of Conservative Underground. If you don't vote, don't bitch about the outcome. Please wait a little while before casting your vote. I have PM'd each person who nominated a candidate to stump for them. Please choose carefully, DO NOT BE AN UNINFORMED VOTER.


    I will begin with my candidate: Ash (aka Bruce Campbell).

    Ash is everything we need in a President here at CU. You think John McCain had it rough as a POW? Try going from an employee at S Mart to being the only survivor after an attack from an evil spirit. Ash had to go it alone in the woods in a secluded cabin throughout the night. This man is a survivor.

    Just when he thought the nightmare was over, he had to do it all over again. Would you have the nerve to chop off your dead girlfriends head? He was then thrown back into time where he had to survine among primitives (with the help of his BOOMstick) before leading them into war with the undead.

    Now consider this, what are the two biggest problems on the internet? Primitives (DUmmies) and the undead (Zombies). Who do you trust to protect us from primitives and zombies?


    Vote Ash: 11/17/2008
    Last edited by Rebel Yell; 11-17-2008 at 03:32 PM.
    I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
     

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    This is an invalid poll without the Joooooos. :mad:
     

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    Proudly voting for R. Lee Ermey.

    And you misspelled his name in the poll! :mad: :D
     

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    Dude, my guy Walken already ran for president this year! Lookie here!

    Just look at him! Presidential material for sure!!



    Main points;

    He was an Angel - The Prophecy
    He was "The Man With The Plan" in Things to do in Denver when you're dead.
    A mob boss in King Of N.Y.
    A kidnapped mob boss in Suicide Kings!
    He saw the future in The Dead Zone!

    He was in Deer Hunter!!

    He was a headless horseman in Sleepy Hollow.

    He was a crazy billionaire who went up against 007 and Batman.

    And he is a member of the SNL 5 timers club! And brought you cowbell!



    Oh yeah, a killer ping pong player

    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
     

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    You got to put Col. Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) in there.
    Anybody - while being tortured with that light-up-your-mouth-and-eyes-thingy - who can come back with

    "You ended that sentence with a preposition...... bastard!"

    is too cool.

    And he was McGyver to boot.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Proudly voting for R. Lee Ermey.

    And you misspelled his name in the poll! :mad: :D
    Quote Originally Posted by patriot45 View Post
    Dude, my guy Walken already ran for president this year! Lookie here!

    Just look at him! Presidential material for sure!!

    This man is obviously a leftie - forget it.


    edit - Dang crazy thing left out the picture with him holding the axe - oh well.
    Last edited by quirites; 11-17-2008 at 02:53 PM.
     

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    Quote Originally Posted by quirites View Post
    You got to put Col. Jack O'Neill (Richard Dean Anderson) in there.
    Anybody - while being tortured with that light-up-your-mouth-and-eyes-thingy - who can come back with

    "You ended that sentence with a preposition...... bastard!"

    is too cool.

    And he was McGyver to boot.
    Yeah, but being MacGyver couldn't get them off of a glacier...as shown here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0
    Last edited by Zathras; 11-17-2008 at 02:58 PM.
     

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    He couldn't be MacGyver cause he was stuck in a ice hole with that hot white gal.

    Always wanted to do that but my wife she look like the guy with the stand up hair and the axe.
     

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    Kirk is a Jew. Also Canadian. A Jew-nadian. It seems like an unstoppable combination.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnYvR...eature=related
     

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    Sheesh

    He ain't no Jewnadian - that was Kirk Douglas.

    Kirk is a Cannukkah.
     

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