01-28-2017, 04:23 PM
Chapter Two: Digression...The full body massage
The geriatric gentleman was quite kind & courteous. Perhaps this sort of service required a tip. Yes, the Transportation Security Administration official gave him the full pat down procedure while embarking on the journey at the airport.
And of course the kind man loudly and publicly declared which body parts he was examining to the teeming masses in line. Like a drill sergeant marching orders..."grabbing upper left thigh, mid-right thigh, upper right-thigh, perhaps your genital region sir". An exhausting exercise.
Since he was two hours early for the flight and being essentially molested by an 80 year old, a cigarette seemed in order. However, that would require leaving the secure zone and perhaps going through all that crap again. He settled for a double scotch at the airport bar, despite the fact it was 10 am.
There was swamp that needed to be drained or contributed to several zip codes to the east.Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender
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