What, no Armageddon?

[LogansPapa]

At 17:01 yesterday I expected the sea to rise and envelop the entire L.A. Basin - but I was disappointed. Gay couples began their marriage commitments and my grandson, Logan, didn’t sprout horns out of his skull. The sky didn’t grow dark, the torrential rains didn’t come, the winds didn’t howl and the ground didn’t shake beneath our feet.

How come? I watched the news yesterday and there was an old woman crying on the pages of the Holy Book and begging the Lord to forgive the abomination happening across the street at the Beverly Hills court house. She said she was there to uphold God’s Law. I felt so sorry for her.

So what’s up people - the total disruption of our Christian based society? When will it actually begin and what should I - an uneducated heathen - look for: What will be the signs of our doom?

[linda22003]

Who knows? God is pretty busy smiting the Heartland right now.

[Vepr]

I just talked to Pat Robertson and he said New York is totally screwed right now. Only a matter of time.

[dixierat]

What will be the signs of our doom?

Irrelevant posts on the internet, such as this.

[patriot45]

Just some more of eroding of societies morals. I cant wait for a human to be able to marry a panther or a fish!

[Vepr]

Just some more of eroding of societies morals. I cant wait for a human to be able to marry a panther or a fish!

The fish might work out but the panther would be a handful and things would turn ugly quick. Then again that is pretty much marriage anyways if you are guy. ;)

[linda22003]

I would think Patriot's interest in either of those creatures would be gastronomic, not romantic, in nature.

[patriot45]

I would think Patriot's interest in either of those creatures would be gastronomic, not romantic, in nature.

I can see myself walking down the aisle with a 2.5 lb. porterhouse, but alas, the marriage would only last 12 minutes!:

You may now eat the bride! :eek::D

[asdf2231]

I can see myself walking down the aisle with a 2.5 lb. porterhouse, but alas, the marriage would only last 12 minutes!:

You may now eat the bride! :eek::D

See!

It's a slippery slope! :p

[Molon Labe]

The fish might work out but the panther would be a handful and things would turn ugly quick. Then again that is pretty much marriage anyways if you are guy. ;)

No. the next step will inevitably be someone who wants to have 2 wives. I mean...there's already TV shows about this type thing.
Or maybe it will be the NAMBLA bunch who argue that 15 year old boys are able to have relationships with adult males. That's what is next IMO.