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  1. #1 Why Ask Why 
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    A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

    I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said, "Implants?"

    I always take life with a grain of salt, plus a slice of lemon, and a shot of tequila.

    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. I have a work station.

    Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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  2. #2 Confucius Say... 
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    To make a long story short, don't tell it.

    A man with sharp tongue cuts own throat.

    It’s OK for sh*t to happen, it will decompose.

    The greatest of whales helpless in the middle of the desert.

    War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.

    Man who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

    Confucius say “Those who quote me are fools.”
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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  3. #3 If Life Were Like A Computer: 
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    You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

    You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

    You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

    You could down the speakers when life gets too noisy.

    You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost car keys.

    To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

    If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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  4. #4 Confucius Say:(2) 
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    It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
    but don't let a kiss fool you.

    A kiss is just shopping upstairs
    for downstairs merchandise.

    It is better to lose a lover
    than love a loser.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    If you lose one sense, your other senses over-compensate.

    That's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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