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  1. #1 Pasta jar penis man chased by police 
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    A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.
    Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.

    When police approached him, they suspected he might be armed, so they drew their weapons.


    When he saw the officers, Weatherley pulled away and led police on a 20kph chase which lasted up to ten minutes.


    Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier

    When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his penis.

    While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".

    Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.


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    That poor Jack Russell must be traumatised. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    That poor Jack Russell must be traumatised. :(
    I hope so. I'd hate to think that he had a role to play in the whole "event". :eek:
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    Yeah, Really don't get the terrier part :eek:
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    Okay, was the dog a male or female?

    I mean, I want to figure out if the guy was weird or not.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    Okay, was the dog a male or female?

    I mean, I want to figure out if the guy was weird or not.
    They don't say, presumably so they can save the dog's feelings. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    They don't say, presumably so they can save the dog's feelings. :D
    You may have a point there B. Poor creature.

    The pasta sauce jar part wouldn't be weird, unless of course the sauce happened to be Bolonese.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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