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    I can't afford a smart TV.

    I had to settle for one with a great personality.
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    If you are searching for a missing person in a cornfield, does that make you a stalker?
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    It doesn’t seem fair that when my wife buys an expensive pair of shoes I have to foot the bill.
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    I've been looking at clothes for the last little while and it's made me wonder.

    I've seen "extra large" and "extra small" but no "extra medium"?
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    What did the ocean say to the beach?

    Oceans don’t talk — They just wave.
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    Tiny babies may be brought by the stork.

    But larger ones require a crane.
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    Never accept a friend request from Hormel.


    It's probably spam.
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    Two monocles went to a party.

    They had a little too much to drink and made a spectacle of themselves.
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    I know someone whose fear of getting sunburned is beyond the pale.
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