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    I went for a walk the other day and saw a suspicious-looking tree.

    I don’t know, there was just something shady about it.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    I’m not a magician, but I can make a box of Girl Scout cookies disappear!
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    I might wake up early in the morning and go running.

    I might win the lottery.

    The odds are about the same.
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    I'm on a strict vegetarian diet.

    I eat two vegetarians a week, mostly cows.
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    How was I supposed to know you needed to own a house to get a home equity loan?
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    Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

    Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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    I have a photographic memory.

    I'm just out of film.
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    I went grocery shopping on an empty stomach.

    Now I’m the proud owner of Aisle 4.
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    I have a stepladder.

    I never knew my real ladder.
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    I tried to get a loan last week but was told I had to have 5 character witnesses.

    Man! That's tough. What bank was it?

    Humph! The bank of 'my mother'.
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