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    In a paperless society, how will folks house-train a puppy?
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    Before marrying someone, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet, just to see who they really are.
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    A classics professor goes to a tailor to get his trousers mended.

    The tailor asks: “Euripides?”

    The professor replies: “Yes. Eumenides?”
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    It seems most people don’t realize this, but you can go to the gym without telling Facebook about it.
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    My wife insisted that I take a spider out instead of killing it.

    We talked, had a few drinks — pretty cool guy ... wants to be a lawyer.
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    The factory of the future will have two employees: a man and a dog.

    The man will be there to feed the dog.

    The dog will be there to make sure the man doesn’t touch the computers.
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