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    Kids today don’t know how easy they have it.

    When I was young, I used to walk 10 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    There’s a band called 1023MB.

    They haven’t had any gigs yet!
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    Why isn't "phonics" spelled the way it sounds?
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    I find it a bit ironic that red, white and blue stand so strongly for freedom.....

    Until they are lights flashing in your rear view mirror.
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    The little boy next door is very smart.

    "Sesame Street" smart.
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    Light travels faster than sound.

    This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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    Do you have to pass a bar exam in order to be a Doctor of Mixology?
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    He was married by a judge.

    He should have asked for a jury.
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    A wife asked her husband, “What’s on TV?”

    He said, “Lots of dust.”

    He gets out of the hospital tomorrow.
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    Maturity is the ability to do something even though your parents have recommended it.
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