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    I wish I had enough money to buy a D-8 Cat.

    I don't want the 'dozer, just the money.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    If you can smile when things go wrong, you already have someone in mind to blame.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    New invention! Itís a knife that cuts four loaves of bread at once.

    Itís called a four-loaf cleaver.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    People call me inattentive.

    I just ignore them.
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    A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell, like "synonym ".
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    Take my advice ó Iím not using it.
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    If you think youíre the smartest person in the room,

    youíre probably in the wrong room.
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    Donít wear headphones while vacuuming.

    Iíd just finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasnít plugged in.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    I used to work at a job where I had to punch a time clock......

    When I kicked it, they fired me.
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    The kid next door dropped out of the senior trip to Washington, DC.


    He has a fear of clowns.
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