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  1. #1 A Woman's Point Of View 
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    A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.

    She replies, 'I'll miss you...



    'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?

    'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.



    Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

    A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    One-Liners - From A Woman's Point Of View

    Behind every successful woman is herself

    Oh my god, I think Iím becoming the man I wanted to marry!

    Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels

    A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

    I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career

    So many men, so few who can afford me

    Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich

    Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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