A Woman's Point Of View

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.

She replies, 'I'll miss you...



'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'Jack says as he stepped out of the shower. 'Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.



Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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One-Liners - From A Woman's Point Of View

Behind every successful woman is herself

Oh my god, I think I’m becoming the man I wanted to marry!

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels

A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career

So many men, so few who can afford me

Coffee, chocolate, men ... Some things are just better rich

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time