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  1. #1 Why My Family Would Rather Not Have Me Attend Holiday Dinners 
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    Well, my guess is you're an ass and/or make shit up!!!


    Sun Apr 16, 2017, 07:07 PM
    louis c

    Why My Family Would Rather Not Have Me Attend Holiday Dinners

    Well, I come from a big family. although I only have one brother, we have 100 Aunts, Uncles, cousins and their spouses combined from both sides of my parent's families. Our get togethers are usually 20 or more.

    I'm 65 years old and can't ever let a stupid comment go unchallenged.

    Today's version: My cousin Jack, married into my family, has two boys. Both in their 20's. Jack wore a "Make America Great" red hat for Christmas 2015 and 2016. He rails against immigrants so much, that my Filipina wife of 14 years will not attend another family gathering. Although, when he says his bigoted comments, he did say, "I don't mean Cora". What a fucking sport. Cora's Niece is serving in intelligence on a U.S. Navy ship in the Sea of Japan.

    So, anyway, I digress. Let me get back on point. Today Jack was praising Trump for his "strong leadership in Syria, Afghanistan and North Korea". Jack, of course, never served and his 2 boys are not in the military. Here was my response:

    "Well, Jack, at least you, Fred and Donald Trump all have something in common. I lived through the Viet-Nam War and the Iraq War and it always amazes me that the big mouths with big balls are always ready to go to war with other people's kids."

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    Louis is a union thug in the Boston area. A few years ago, supposedly some convicted felon assaulted Lou when he was at a protest - it was over a gambling casino, Lou wanted the casino built, the other guy didn't. The felon said Lou actually started it, it was his word against Lou's and the case is still pending.

    I wouldn't want that goon at any holiday dinner of mine.
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    Corrected for accuracy:

    Sun Apr 16, 2017, 07:07 PM
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    Why My Family Would Rather Not Have Me Attend Holiday Dinners

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    Sun Apr 16, 2017, 07:07 PM
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    Why My Family Would Rather Not Have Me Attend Holiday Dinners
    Oh, I think we can all figure that out with no further explanation, just from the title.
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    I think cora doesn't attend because she's tired of her husband acting like a know it all ass who's family talk crap about soon as he leaves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eismann82 View Post
    I think cora doesn't attend because she's tired of her husband acting like a know it all ass who's family talk crap about soon as he leaves.

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    Having seen a recent pic of the pair, I think she looks better now that he did when they were first married. One can't help how one looks, as to improvement. But I think his inner ugly finds outward expression in his person.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVPete View Post
    Having seen a recent pic of the pair, I think she looks better now that he did when they were first married. One can't help how one looks, as to improvement. But I think his inner ugly finds outward expression in his person.
    Same with Wee Willie Pitt. He looks about 70.
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    My Grandpa was the only staunch conservative in my family circle. Knowing this, he loved and lived for political discussions/arguments with his liberal grandchildren.

    He did ban my uncle's widow and their children from his house the last few years of his life and also banned them from his funeral, so they wouldn't get on my mom's nerves. But that had nothing to do with politics and everything to do with my late uncle marrying into/breeding with greedy white trash from the Brightmoor neighborhood in Detroit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Same with Wee Willie Pitt. He looks about 70.
    And crazy!
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