Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas
I just paid $2,200 to get some quality sex. My wife just ordered brand new carpet.
How am I able to do that in this horrible Bush economy?
You shoulda bought a bottle of hand lotion at the dollar store!
Add one more to that list: I don't know today's number but not too long ago the state of CA (confused as it is) required near 30 different blends for summer sales for different parts of the state....
Did you hear about the incestuous hotdogs?
They say they're in bread.
Q: What is the most common remark made by the over 50 crowd when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gee, I remember these.'
Q: Where should those 50 look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.