Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas
I just paid $2,200 to get some quality sex. My wife just ordered brand new carpet.
How am I able to do that in this horrible Bush economy?
You shoulda bought a bottle of hand lotion at the dollar store!
You do light some good fuses.
Two chances - slim and none and slim has left the building.
Non-life-threatening??? Typical Democrat, can't even do that right.
I'll just go with some PC minority or group. Maybe blacks, maybe Hispanics, maybe Middle Eastern, maybe Islamic.
Looks like rain on Friday, partly cloudy on Saturday, and rain Sunday afternoon in Palm Springs. With any luck, the fairways and greens will be too wet and BHO won't infest the links all weekend.