Nevada's brothels hit hard times

[lurkalot]

I just paid $2,200 to get some quality sex. My wife just ordered brand new carpet.

How am I able to do that in this horrible Bush economy?

You shoulda bought a bottle of hand lotion at the dollar store!

[BSR]

You shoulda bought a bottle of hand lotion at the dollar store!

Are you kidding? That's the reason we needed to buy new carpet in the first place !!:eek:

[Goldwater]

Are you kidding? That's the reason we needed to buy new carpet in the first place !!:eek:

I believe there is some kind of operation to solve that.

[lurkalot]

Are you kidding? That's the reason we needed to buy new carpet in the first place !!:eek:

:eek: ewwwwwww now I have to go beat my head on the wall to get out that image

[BSR]

:eek: ewwwwwww now I have to go beat my head on the wall to get out that image

What's so disgusting about me squirting lotion all over the carpet?

[lurkalot]

What's so disgusting about me squirting lotion all over the carpet?

never mind :o

[Goldwater]

What's so disgusting about me squirting lotion all over the carpet?

I believe there is some kind of spray that can solve that.

[BSR]

never mind :o

of course I squirt the lotion all over the carpet, right after I'm done masturbating .. :D

[BSR]

I believe there is some kind of spray that can solve that.

Please go on..

[lurkalot]

of course I squirt the lotion all over the carpet, right after I'm done masturbating .. :D

okay now that is just NASTY
go wash your hands..can't believe you typed that..nasty nasty nasty