If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never complain...
..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone always willing to go out for as long and wherever you want...
..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies...
..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who is content lay next to you just to warm your feet ...
..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who never criticizes you and doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly...
..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who acts as if every word you say is especially important...
..then adopt a dog!

If you want someone who loves you unconditionally and perpetually...
..then adopt a dog!

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ...then adopt a cat!

You thought I was going to say Marry a man, didn't you?