Results 1 to 2 of 2
  1. #1 There's an app for that 
    Ancient Fire Breather Retread's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    I came to Texas as soon as I could
    Posts
    14,755
    I had a blind date last night. But I was concerned -- What do I do if she's really unattractive? I'll be stuck with her all night.

    Turns out, There's an app for that.

    It's called "Mom Are You Ok". It schedules your phone to ring just after you meet her.

    If you like her, you ignore it.

    If you want to cut short the date, you answer with, "Mom? What's the matter? Are you okay?"

    It works every time.

    So I knocked on the girl's door. Turns out I needn't have worried.

    She was gorgeous!

    Just as we were about to head out to the restaurant, her phone rang.

    She answered it and said, "Mom, what's the matter? Are you okay?"
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
    Reply With Quote  
     

  2. #2  
    Moderator RobJohnson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Southern Nevada
    Posts
    25,998
    LOL!!!
    Reply With Quote  
     

Bookmarks
Bookmarks
Posting Permissions
  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •