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    I skipped a stone all the way across the pond.

    And it's still moving.

    Oops! It was a turtle.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    One of the banks employees was giving away secrets.

    Sure enough, it was the teller.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    The really intelligent kids quickly learn to be quiet in church, in libraries and when dad's team is losing.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    The brain is a wonderful organ.

    It starts working the day you are born and stops the day you fall in love.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    Id like to tell my grandson a joke about Social Security, but he will never get it.
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    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    The closest I get to running these days is jogging my memory.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    When tempted to fight fire with fire.....

    remember that the fire department usually uses water.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    The ability to speak several languages is a definite asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    The ability to speak several languages is a definite asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
    Excellent one, Retread!

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    I prefer sandwiches that have recipes for names.

    BLT, PB&J, Ham & Cheese
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