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    You're only as old as you feel.....





    ...... like admitting.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Practice safe eating.


    Always use condiments.
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    A jumper cable walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    My cousin told me his long term girlfriend had started talking about looking at diamonds.


    So he took her to Minute Maid Park.


    Now he's looking for a new girlfriend.
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    Might as well, the Astros will be folding up pretty soon as usual.. don't want to miss all the excitement
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    A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    College is the opposite of kidnapping.

    They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.
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    We went to to buy a mattress.

    We tried to negotiate the price, but the salesman said it was firm.
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    What’s so hot about the “advent” of social media?

    Heck, six or seven decades ago, we all had party lines on our house phones.
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    I think I've figured out the student loan problem. They thought it was a class to teach them about lending. They didn't know they had to pay it back.
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