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    How do you measure grass?

    With a yard stick.
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    That circle is pretty smart. Did it go to college?

    Itís got 360 degrees.
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    Did you hear about the snail that got rid of itís shell?

    He thought it would make him faster but it just made him sluggish.
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    Q: Did you hear about the injured vegetable?

    A: Some say he got beet.
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    Q: Why was the broom late?

    A: It over swept.
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    Whatís taken before you get it?

    Your picture.
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    Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt?

    A: Runway inflation.
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    Q: What concert costs 45 cents?

    A: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
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    What do you call a smart Japanese wrestler?

    A sumo intellectual.
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    Q: What do you call a person that hammers his Raisin Bran?

    A: A cereal killer.
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