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    Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

    A: An algorithm
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    Q: What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

    A: Diddly-squats.
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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

    A: To get to the same side.
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    Where do witches keep lists of their hexes and potions?

    In a spellbinder.
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    Were you surprised to find out you are color blind?

    Oh my yes! That came completely out of the yellow.
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    What did the bottle of ranch say when you opened the refrigerator door?

    Shut that door! I’m dressing!
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