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    Artist: What is your opinion of my painting?

    Critic: Itís worthless.

    Artist: I know, but Iíd like to hear it anyway.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    What do you call an astrological forecast for Oct. 31?

    A horrorscope.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    What do you call someone who operates a Mini Cooper?

    A Minnie Driver.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    How did the hipster burn his mouth?

    He ate pizza before it was cool.
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, theyíd be bagels!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    Did you hear about the giant who threw up?

    Itís all over town.
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    Which states would a collie prefer to live in?

    Collierado and Colliefornia.
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    How did the scientist invent bug spray?

    She started from scratch.
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    Q: Why was the math book sad?

    A: It had too many problems.
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    What kind of candy can you eat on a playground?

    Recess pieces
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