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04-08-2018, 03:49 PM
How do you measure grass?
With a yard stick.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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04-08-2018, 03:50 PM
That circle is pretty smart. Did it go to college?
It’s got 360 degrees.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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04-08-2018, 03:51 PM
Did you hear about the snail that got rid of it’s shell?
He thought it would make him faster but it just made him sluggish.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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04-09-2018, 09:25 AM
Q: Did you hear about the injured vegetable?
A: Some say he got beet.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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04-10-2018, 09:44 AM
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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04-12-2018, 12:14 PM
What’s taken before you get it?
Your picture.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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04-16-2018, 10:23 AM
Q: What caused the airline to go bankrupt?
A: Runway inflation.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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04-18-2018, 10:40 AM
Q: What concert costs 45 cents?
A: 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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Yesterday, 11:20 AM
What do you call a smart Japanese wrestler?
A sumo intellectual.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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