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    Q: What does a vampire fear most?

    A: Tooth decay.
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    Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?

    A: The dock.
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    Q: Who was the greatest financier of all time?

    A: Noah. He floated stock while everything else was in liquidation.
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    Q: Why do scuba divers always fall off the boat backward?

    A: If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.
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    Q: Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal?

    A: It had great circulation.
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    Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

    A: Because then it would be a foot!
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    Q: What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?

    A: Transparents!
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