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    What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    One is very heavy. The other is a little lighter.
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    Are you even listening to me?

    That's a strange way to start a conversation.
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    Why do people hate elevator music?

    At first its uplifting but in the end it always brings you down.
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    What did Maximus do to the dragon who ate the wicked witch?

    Nothing, heís gladiator.
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    Q: Why are Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?

    A: Because if you can't heal-ium or cure-ium, you bury-um.
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