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    Artist: What is your opinion of my painting?

    Critic: It’s worthless.

    Artist: I know, but I’d like to hear it anyway.
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    What do you call an astrological forecast for Oct. 31?

    A horrorscope.
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    What do you call someone who operates a Mini Cooper?

    A Minnie Driver.
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    How did the hipster burn his mouth?

    He ate pizza before it was cool.
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    Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

    Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
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