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12-05-2017, 11:10 AM
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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12-07-2017, 12:43 PM
Q: Where do boats go when they get sick?
A: The dock.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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12-10-2017, 12:14 PM
Q: Who was the greatest financier of all time?
A: Noah. He floated stock while everything else was in liquidation.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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12-12-2017, 07:03 PM
Q: Why do scuba divers always fall off the boat backward?
A: If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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12-14-2017, 10:32 AM
Q: Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal?
A: It had great circulation.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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12-15-2017, 11:38 AM
Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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Ancient Fire Breather
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12-18-2017, 11:23 AM
Q: What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad?
A: Transparents!It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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12-25-2017, 11:32 AM
Q: How do you make an Octopus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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12-28-2017, 10:30 AM
Q: Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?
A: He will stop at nothing to avoid them.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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01-03-2018, 10:48 PM
Q: What do they call young children in Belgium?
A: Brussels sprouts.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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