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    Q: What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

    A: An algorithm
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Q: What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

    A: Diddly-squats.
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    Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

    A: To get to the same side.
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    Where do witches keep lists of their hexes and potions?

    In a spellbinder.
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    Were you surprised to find out you are color blind?

    Oh my yes! That came completely out of the yellow.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    What did the bottle of ranch say when you opened the refrigerator door?

    Shut that door! Iím dressing!
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

    A: A teacher says "no chewing" and a train says "choo-choo"!
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    How should one approach an easily startled red head?

    Gingerly
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    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    I work on a two-person assembly line of Dracula toys...

    Iíve got to make every second count
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    How can you tell the gender of an ant?

    You put it in the water. If it sinks itís a girl ant, and if it floats, itís a buoyant.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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