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  1. #1 I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well 
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    I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well

    Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one.

    She then asked if I was a fan of dumpf, I said no, I want one to tie to the pair of blue silicone testicles hanging from the back bumper of my truck......

    Ooooo did I get a look, I then asked where the air fresheners were, she says aisle 13, I said you know I was just in aisle 13, the one full of candy from end to end.

    She turned and walked away.

    I love it when a plan comes together.

    I could have reported her to management I suppose, but her little dumpf dream is coming to an end soon enough, that's a gift that'll keep on giving.

    And the look on her face when I described what I wanted the troll for?.

    PRICELESS
    What an idiot.

    Bonx (1,302 posts)

    2. What plan is coming together here? Bothering people?

    I don't get it.
    That's what I wondered.

    Dreamer Tatum (10,692 posts)

    3. Not following your plan

    You asked an employee if they had something, she asked you a question, and...what, exactly?

    What made her a "trumpanista," exactly?

    I'm recommending a revise and resumbit before you even mare it to "Cool Story Bro" status.


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    4. I hate these guesswhatIsaidaren'tIclever posts. nt
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    6. "I love it when a plan comes together."

    Plan?

    SonofDonald (563 posts)

    16. "The Plan" was to have them feel a little dismay

    The way I do every fifteen minutes living in trump world, I succeeded without even trying.

    And here I thought it was obvious.
    bearssoapbox (1,103 posts)

    18. I don't understand the negative reaction of some.

    But, meh

    That's on them, I guess.

    Different strokes.

    I liked it and would have loved to have seen the look on her face.



    We need to screw with them every chance we get. To hell with being nice. We tried. Look where it has gotten us.


    They TRIED? There's more of the...we'll be as nasty as we want, they say we were nice and THAT is what we will say is the truth. Shades of "peaceful protest" and "Obama was bipartisan".

    AmandaRuth (2,710 posts)

    21. amen sister

    or brother.


    amazed that the same people who tell us to be nice to folks who fell for the worst sort of race baiting and all the rest will be mean to fellow blues in a place for only blues.

    talk about a circular firing squad
    SonofDonald (563 posts)

    24. Yes but then I found five more to put on full ignore

    It's funny that some don't have a sense of humour, but that's ok, you can usually pick them out of a crowd and ignore them, (hint) they have a sour look on their faces.

    I guess they don't understand the adage that if you don't like what you're seeing, change the channel......
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    7 more years and by that time these people like this one will probably already be dead due to emotional stress, wonderful !
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    As if it's even in question.
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    When you have to explain your bouncy to fellow DUmmies, you're trying to hard.

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    SonofDonald (563 posts)

    I met a trumpanista today, and it didn't go well

    Was just at Albertsons, I asked a girl if they had those trump troll dolls, she said they were all sold out and good luck finding one. ...
    The LPCN lost me with his first sentence. Albertsons is a grocery store. Why would they have toys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVPete View Post
    The LPCN lost me with his first sentence. Albertsons is a grocery store. Why would they have toys?
    Most of them I've been in more approach Walmart without the kitchen equipment or clothing. Groceries, drugs, toys, candy, tobacco, .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    Most of them I've been in more approach Walmart without the kitchen equipment or clothing. Groceries, drugs, toys, candy, tobacco, .....
    Ah, a regional difference.
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