# Thread: _____ walks into a bar.

1. A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

2. A SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. The SQL Query asks "May I join you?"

3. Two men walk into a bar.

The third man ducks.

4. A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be?" The skeleton replies "I'll have a beer and a mop."

5. A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

6. A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"

Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."

And the bartender says, ''Excuse me, I was talking to the goose.''

7. A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please." The gorilla hands the bartender a \$10 bill.

The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.

The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies, "Well, at \$9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."

8. A pig walks into a bar and orders drink after drink after drink and never goes to the bathroom.

The bartender asks, 'Don't you ever have to go to the bathroom?' and the pig replies, 'Nah, I go wee wee wee all the way home.'

9.

10. Two men walk into a bar.

You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

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