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    A hamburger walks into a bar.

    The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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    A SQL Query walks into a bar and sees two tables. The SQL Query asks "May I join you?"
    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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    Two men walk into a bar.

    The third man ducks.
    Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf

    Liberalism is what the stupid think is smart.
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    A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says "What will it be?" The skeleton replies "I'll have a beer and a mop."
    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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    A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks at them and asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    A man is but a product of his thoughts. What he thinks, he becomes. Gandhi
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