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    I found a bug in my salad at lunch today.

    I don’t know if it was US or Russian.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    How to fall asleep faster:

    Decorate your bedroom like a classroom.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    A local funeral director always ties the deceased’s shoelaces together.

    That way, the zombie apocalypse will be hilarious.
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    They call little candy bars “fun size.”

    That’s because “disappointing size” doesn’t fit on the wrapper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retread View Post
    They call little candy bars “fun size.”

    That’s because “disappointing size” doesn’t fit on the wrapper.
    This SHOULD NOT be in the humor section; this is anything but humorous.

    This is dead cold hard FACT!!
     

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    My neighbor’s granddaughter is a native born Texan, but she drinks from a miss-i-ssippi cup.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
    . If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
     

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    So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word “apocalypse”?

    It’s not the end of the world.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    I just finished reading a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters.

    I can Samurais it for you.
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    I am not bald.

    I just have a wide part in my hair.
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    I like telling self-deprecating jokes.

    I’m just not good at it.
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