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    Default 04-06-2018, 10:26 AM
    If a marketer calls, give the phone to your 3-year-old and tell her it’s Santa.
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    Default 04-06-2018, 10:41 AM
    Emergency Homeland Security Bulletin!

    Stop talking to your plants.

    They may be bugged.
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    Default 04-11-2018, 09:54 AM
    There’s a term for men who watch all 40 or so bowl games every year.

    That term is “divorced.”
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    Default 04-17-2018, 10:56 AM
    As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

    Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft.”
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    Default Yesterday, 11:31 PM
    Okay, the cops just called and said one of my friends had just escaped the mental institution. .

    So which one of you crazies is it and where can I pick you up?
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