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    If a marketer calls, give the phone to your 3-year-old and tell her it’s Santa.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Emergency Homeland Security Bulletin!

    Stop talking to your plants.

    They may be bugged.
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    There’s a term for men who watch all 40 or so bowl games every year.

    That term is “divorced.”
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    As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

    Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft.”
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    Okay, the cops just called and said one of my friends had just escaped the mental institution. .

    So which one of you crazies is it and where can I pick you up?
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    After my friend finished his first week of work for Otis Elevator Company, I asked him how it went, to which he replied, “Oh, it has its ups and downs.”
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    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years, unless you give them your email address.
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    I miss the old-time movie stars.

    You know, the ones who wore clothes and had talent.
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    The meaning of opaque is unclear.
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    In the 1960s, people took LSD to make the world weird.

    Today, the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
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