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    I wanted to be first in line for the large-size shoe sale, but Bigfoot beat me to it.
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    Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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    Why is the person who invests your money called a broker?
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    have been diagnosed with CDO.

    It is like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order like they are supposed to be.
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    I just bought expensive new speakers for my home theater.

    I hope it was a sound decision.
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    I gave a little speech last week. I wasn’t worried when the folks in my audience begin to check their watches but when they stared shaking them to see if they had stopped I decided to cut it short.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
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    3-5 alcoholic beverages a day may result in regrettable tattoos.
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    I saw the most amazing magic trick yesterday.

    This guy was walking down the street and he turned into a coffee shop.
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    It’s frustrating beyond belief when you know all the answers and nobody bothers to ask.
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    Is prime rib divisible?
     

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