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    I just could not sleep last night.

    My stomach really bothered me.

    But the pie seemed to help.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    What a nightmarish group of law partners: Mann Dewey Cheatam and Howe.
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    There is always something to appreciate.

    Today I am very glad wrinkles don't hurt.
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    We just got our first snowfall of the fall in Texas.

    Also known as "Flake News".
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    A drunk appears in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking."

    The drunk says, "Okay, let's get started!"
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    If you can ignore the urge to go in the middle of the night, is it a matter of mind over bladder?
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    I saved a lot of money flying on a discount airliner.

    During the pre-flight briefing, our stewardess announced that in the event of an emergency we will be required to become a flotation device for the first-class passengers.
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    I was trying to teach my wife a computer programming language.

    She said it seemed like Geek to her.
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    Clerk: My check was $50 short this week.

    Boss: That's because we made an error last week and overpaid you $50 but you didn't complain about that did you?

    Clerk: One mistake i can handle but two becomes a problem.
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    Last Sunday's sermon was on being here to serve others.

    After the service I asked the preacher what the others were here for.
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