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11-20-2017, 11:46 AM
Life for many folks now actually amount to a "fish bowl" characterization.
Always being observed and running in circles getting nowhere.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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11-21-2017, 09:54 PM
There are two typos of people in the world...
... those who proofread, and those who don't.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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11-22-2017, 01:08 PM
Tell the punchline first.
How do you ruin a good joke?It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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11-24-2017, 12:19 PM
I started calling the toilet “Jim” instead of “John.” It sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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11-24-2017, 01:34 PM
It was a wonderful evening Bob.
Let's not spoil it by seeing each other again.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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11-28-2017, 03:09 PM
Can February March? No. But April May!
It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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12-04-2017, 05:48 PM
The last time I told my grandson a bedtime story it was about my colonoscopy.
He doesn't want me to tell him any more stories.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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12-06-2017, 10:48 AM
A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool,
so I gave him a glass of water.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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12-08-2017, 12:22 PM
I once dated an apostrophe.
Too possessive.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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12-09-2017, 12:23 PM
Tennis players have a tendency not to have good intimate relationships.
Love means nothing to them.It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
. If you ain't havin' fun, it's your own damn fault
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