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    Default 11-20-2017, 11:46 AM
    Life for many folks now actually amount to a "fish bowl" characterization.

    Always being observed and running in circles getting nowhere.
    It's not how old you are, it's how you got here.
    It's been a long road and not all of it was paved.
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    Default 11-21-2017, 09:54 PM
    There are two typos of people in the world...

    ... those who proofread, and those who don't.
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    Default 11-22-2017, 01:08 PM
    Tell the punchline first.

    How do you ruin a good joke?
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    Default 11-24-2017, 12:19 PM
    I started calling the toilet “Jim” instead of “John.” It sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
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    Default 11-24-2017, 01:34 PM
    It was a wonderful evening Bob.

    Let's not spoil it by seeing each other again.
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    Default 11-28-2017, 03:09 PM
    Can February March? No. But April May!
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    Default 12-04-2017, 05:48 PM
    The last time I told my grandson a bedtime story it was about my colonoscopy.

    He doesn't want me to tell him any more stories.
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    Default 12-06-2017, 10:48 AM
    A man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool,


    so I gave him a glass of water.
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    Default 12-08-2017, 12:22 PM
    I once dated an apostrophe.

    Too possessive.
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    Default 12-09-2017, 12:23 PM
    Tennis players have a tendency not to have good intimate relationships.

    Love means nothing to them.
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