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  1. #1 An alternative history of the year since Election Day 2016 
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    An alternative history of the year since Election Day 2016

    Read it and weep

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    Nov. 9, 2016: Clinton pledges to work with the Obama administration for a smooth transition. People are not openly weeping in their workplaces. Democratic National Committee Chair Donna Brazile graciously accepts compliments about how well the campaign was handled and praises the Clinton campaign as “a great partner” in rebuilding the DNC.

    Nov. 10, 2016: In her first news conference as president-elect, Clinton sparks outrage by suggesting that her husband, former president Bill Clinton, might be of help as a special envoy to North Korea, citing his previous diplomatic success there. “We will not tolerate a whiff of nepotism in the White House!” declares Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.). In a biting editorial, the Wall Street Journal imagines Chelsea Clinton as a “special adviser to the president, swanning in and out of the West Wing with no qualifications other than being the president’s daughter.” Fox News cites it on all its programs.

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    Dec. 10, 2016: Clinton selects Joe Biden as her secretary of state, but is criticized for joking that “as Joe would say, it’s a BFD.” On “Fox & Friends,” Steve Doocy criticizes the term as “crass,” saying, “The children are listening.” On Twitter, Donald Trump Jr. posts a photo of his daughter crying and blames Clinton. Ivanka Trump doesn’t retweet it, because she’s busy promoting a new line of trench coats, but one of her staffers “likes” it.

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    Jan. 10: In a stiff phone call, Clinton invites FBI Director James B. Comey to continue his term. Comey accepts, a little awkwardly. Both feel good about it after. No one hides behind any drapes.

    Jan. 20: Clinton is officially inaugurated as the 45th president of the United States. A star-studded lineup performs: Lin-Manuel Miranda composes a special “Hamilton” rap just for the occasion, and Clinton surprises everyone by doing that super-fast part from “Guns and Ships.” Vice President Tim Kaine claps along enthusiastically on the sidelines. A video of Chelsea’s daughter singing along goes viral, and Rush Limbaugh criticizes her for using her young children as political props.

    Jan. 23: Clinton’s first official act is to nominate Merrick Garland for the Supreme Court. “Some things are worth waiting for,” she jokes. The Judicial Crisis Network spends millions in an ad blitz calling for her to step down. She doesn’t. Garland is confirmed swiftly and without incident, though some commentators grumble that he isn’t liberal enough.

    Clinton’s new press secretary, Donna Brazile, hosts her first briefing and answers a question about inauguration crowds: “We had a great turnout. The National Park Service has the estimates. I hope you all had as joyful a time as we did!”

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    Aug. 11: In response to a white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Clinton says: “There is no place for white supremacy in a fair and free America.” On the newly named Fox morning show “Trump & Friends,” Trump decries the president for insulting “some very fine people exercising their First Amendment rights. It’s called the Constitution, Hillary! ” He high-fives Brian Kilmeade.

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    LOL If it makes you feel good daydream and create alternative realities for yourself, but it doesn't change the fact that.....TRUMP WON
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    Pffffffffffffffffffffff! Buh Bye Big Ears
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    Their whole existence is lived within an alternate history.
    Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
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    Here are some other things that would be included if the Hildabeest won:

    April 5, 2017: President Clinton announces the "Appropriate Beliefs Initiative." Under this executive action, religious employers refusing to pay for their employees' abortions as part of their health plans due to a religious opposition to abortion will be immediately arrested and charged with a hate crime, and all of their assets and property seized by the government. Also under this action, all Christian churches will be required to submit to the government copies of every single sermon that has been preached in them from the last ten years. If any sermon contains a single word in opposition to abortion, homosexuality, drug use, or Islam, or claiming that Jesus Christ is the only way to Heaven, that church will be forcibly shut down and bulldozed, its assets confiscated by the government, and its entire staff arrested and charged with committing a hate crime. From then on, all remaining churches' sermons must conform to carefully- worded government criteria.

    May 12, 2017: President Clinton announces that full blanket amnesty will be given to all illegal immigrants in the country, and motions will be taken to bring about a permanent "Open Borders" policy.


    June 20, 2017: President Clinton officially declares war on the nation of Russia. Military action is quickly mobilized to, as President Clinton put it in her public address confirming a declaration of war, "Bring those Russians to their knees and make them regret the day they thought they could cross me, I mean cross the USA."

    October 20, 2017: President Clinton announces the "Active Kids Initiative," an executive action officially abolishing all Age of Consent laws and fully legalizing child pornography. She does this on the grounds that "Love is love, making one form of love legal while another is not is bigoted and wrong. Furthermore, those brave and noble adults who help children to discover their sexual identities should be rewarded, not punished."
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    Lol at Hillary Clinton fan fiction.
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    Talk about alternative reality..............lol.


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    and yet, despite this idiotic act of mental masturbation,

    hillary still is not President
    The price of freedom is something the protected will never know.

    "Even if Trump didn't pay Russian hookers to pee on one another to defile a bed the Obamas once slept on it sounds like something he would do and that's all that matters." DemocratSinceBirth, Wed Jan 11, 2017, 09:32 AM
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